Honest Doc, it went like this...

You see, it was raining, and I am not talking a mild summer rain, I am talking monsoon rains. You know, the sound like a freight train and you are looking around for the funnel cloud rain. The rain that manages to come down our chimney, wetting the carpet in the living room and dripping through to the basement and splatter all over the varnished items on the top of the freezer rain. Get the picture? So I call dear hubby down to look at the splattered items sitting on top of the freezer otherwise doubling as a varnishing counter and show him the water issue. Apparently, all the other times that this has happened I have just TOLD him about the issue and he has not heard me TELL him about it. In defense of the poor guy, he does not venture into my area very often for fear of his life, however this time he SAW the problem and starts to insist that the problem is with the window behind the freezer. I tell him repeatedly that it is the chimney a...