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She Needs A Name.

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OK, so I bought this from these pics. I didn't go and look first, just bought.   To be fair, JWS encouraged me. The man who can see no potential in houses or junk furniture, was excited. I tried to harness his enthusiasm, and for awhile I did, but it waned as soon as I got in it to drive it home. What was I thinking? I mean, the back of my shop t-shirts say For the Love of Junk. Reuse - Repurpose - Reimagine I was not feeling the love here.     I like all the retro look. I like the low mileage, I even like the old shape of it. But this?  I did not like.     So I ripped and tore and scraped and sweated and hurt my knees and choked from the cleaner and scraped some more. Then I scrubbed and together we patched and painted. John is using phrases like listen to that motor purr and we are going to "trick this out" His TV watching fluctuates between Gas Monkey...

Kiwi, A Van and the Eiffel Tower

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Santa A hair cut Face Scrubbies Serv Safe Pa State Fair Convention New Easels Cherry M&M's and The EASY BAKE OVEN!   What a day!   I can't even remember it all. I had asked Shawnee to come up and cut my hair. It needs colored...bad. There was no way it was going to pull through a frosting cap in it's present length and damaged state.   She forgot her scissors and razor.   I had scissors.... ever have your hair cut with a rotary cutter?  Neither had I... until yesterday.   Studying for the Serv Safe test one week from today.   Not a big studier!  I have been working on these face scrubbies in between. I would much rather crochet. Santa?  They are never going to get put away at this rate... they are red, won't they qualify as Valentine décor?   I get to work....very late. Just in time to have a grocery list handed to me for when I pick up ...

A Christmas Tree, Lisinopril and a Buck

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First of all, folks, I have not had one of these days in awhile so hang on.   I will try to be as brief as possible, but really, it was a good one.   Yesterday, last day of what would have been deer camp alone weekend for me. Now really, it has not been bad other than I have not finished what I wanted to this weekend, but I had fun. Two sleepovers with grandchildren and time with JWS and a few projects completed and rest. All in all a good weekend.   I got up, I made a list and I was going to salvage the weekend and be productive.       I have my coffee and I mix up some antiquing and start.   It is 6:45.   Now at some point during the day we are to go and empty one of my antique booths and JWS has agreed to help. (I really think he did so that I would not take his truck alone)   7:00AM Hands stained, unshowered, I hear, "I am ready, let's go!"   7:30 ...