Description of an accident.

Jennifer and Dianna were in a fender bender in the parking lot of the local Sheetz store yesterday. It was completely the other woman's fault and she was nasty and yelled at Jennifer and Jenn in her kind, shy, nice way said it was Ok and let the woman go. The grill from her vehicle was laying in the parking lot! John is mostly the same way. He will let anyone go, a truck hit him on the motorcycle in a convenience store parking lot as he was sitting on the bike drinking coffee and he told him, "That's alright buddy, I should not have been sitting there."

After she got back and we realized the damage on the vehicle we had this interrogation with Dianna.
John: What kind of vehicle was it?
Di: Jeep
John: What color was the vehicle?
Di: Gray or blue, not sure
John: Did you get a license plate number?
Di: No
John: Did you get a picture of the vehicle with your cell phone:
Di: No
John: Did you know anyone in the Sheetz at the time?
Di: No
John: Did you get the guy's name that put the grill back on the vehicle?
Di: No
John: Is there anything else that you can tell me about this?
Di: Well, she had on this green top that was really ugly and this stupid, green belt with little fringie things hanging off it. She had on black capri pants and these black strappy shoes. Her hair was blond and frizzy, she was about 40 years old and her whole outfit was really ugly.

You have to wonder sometimes! We just laughed.