Hoarding at it's finest and Can't commodes be any deeper?
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The first picture is of a chicken feeder given to me by a friend.
Actually three of them,
but who's counting, right?
JWS, that's who.
Although he liked this creation...
now what to do with the other two.
Hoard them, right?
And these.
Digging through...no wait, cleaning up junk at the fairgrounds,
the other night,
I ran into this stash of light bulbs.
I just knew I could do something with them.
Brought them home and washed them up.
I think that I have heard similar stories on that Hoarders show.
Right before JWS looks across the room and raises his eyebrows and says.
"You are really just one bump on the head,
just one minor life crisis
away
from being one of these people."
If anyone has some wonderful idea for these,
please tell me,
it will keep the tv cameras away.
And now...
Misadventures with Urine.
or
Why can't commodes be any deeper?
My mom was in the hospital this week.
It prompted a flying trip to Youngstown.
Ninety miles away.
She was dehydrated.
She had the worst roommate EVER.
Here is how the roommate behaved.
She burped.
LOUDLY and OFTEN
No wait.
Here is how 48 hours went.
BURP
Change the channel on theTV.
Turn up the volume,
Scream
"I need a priest"
Push the button for the nurse.
Yell at my dad and I to get her something.
Repeat from
BURP.
For
the
entire
time
I
was
there.
My poor mother had no rest.
A complaint to the RN landed on deaf ears.
Frustrating.
And now back to the urine issue.
So...
and maybe you can relate.
I go to the public bathroom.
Because...
I don't think it is right to use the bathroom in a patient's room
I use the commode and I go to wipe.
My entire hand is in the commode.
How high is that water actually?
Now...
My pants are at my knees
and
I can't pull them up with one hand.
So
I hobble and jump with my pants at my knees to the sink
to wash my hand.
Because I really don't want to pull up my pants with peed hands.
What a sight!
Can anyone relate?
Or
Am I the only one that this has happened to?
Comments
You could make raindeer with the red ones may snowman buttons with the rest.
Teresa's Heartfelt Stitches
Sorry to hear your mom isn't doing well. Will keep her in my prayers.
AND unfortunately yes, I have had a similar situation in a public restroom!
Can't believe I just admitted to it.
Hope tomorrow is better.
Hugz~
As for the toilet thing....nope, can't say that I've had that happen, but I can so picture it and feel for you!!
Those bulbs are cool! How about some type of display at Christmas in a glass container - maybe with some old ornaments mixed in. Could make a cute centerpiece!
Bear Hugs~Karen
Wow, I feel sorry for your Mom...what a room mate!?!! Some people (pts) are just unbelieveable...and trust me I've seen all kinds!
patti :)
But once when I was in a porta potty in the dark I peed on my pants! LOL
With the lightbulbs I seen once where copper wire was twisted around them to look like a bee the bulb was the body I believe it was a plant poke. Can't wait to see what you do with them.
Have a great weekend!
Prim Blessings
Robin
no can't say I have had that happen in a public rest room yikes. but you made it sound funny.
I would google crafts with christmas lights.
cathy
Have a Fabulous Friday
Sabrina
Balisha
Sorry to hear about your mom. Hope she is feeling better soon!
Can't wait to see what you do with the bulbs.
Use those old lights to make Christmas banners?
Well wishes for your momma.
Carol
Now my question to you is why were you using a commode? Was there no public washrooms on the floor? usually by the nurses station. I would hate to think how many peeps have used that commode and they aren't always the cleanest. Yikes....
Anyways I think we all have hoarder issues, ask JWS how many tools and nails and screw drivers and how many of each does he need? That might quiet him for a bit. LOL
Les